Two of country musics biggest names have gone
rappish and made beef in a public forum. The first shot came from grey headed
nipponphile lead singer of alt-country super group The Flaming Lips, Wayne
Coyne who accused the band known as Arcade Fire and most specifically lead singer Win Butler of being real life dicks who ' treated everybody in their vicinity like shit'. Now this is all well and good and bands should be checked for diva-
ish behaviour but as far as I can tell Arcade Fire are only guilty of two.5 things, being Canadian and recording country and western music while being Canadian, whether or not they super glue embroidered maple flags (a crime against needlework in its own right) onto their band equipment cases remains unconfirmed. Everybody likes a good scrap be it in real life or battled out through the medium of mp3s and
PDFs, and these guys and their marketing teams in the backwaters of Idaho or wherever they be at, know this and realise that in these highly charged pro-war times the get-along-gang
dont sell on
Itunes. Cue suggestive strategy meeting and the next thing you know these guys are realising that beating someone over the head with their banjo might be more profitable than actually playing it.
Now an
RSPCA related news segment/picture and word game:
WHAT IS THIS?
An underwater
antarium perhaps?
......
NO!!
THIS IS A CAT BONG!
OK how it works is you prep your substance of choice place it in the black bowl on the right, open the airtight trap door, insert cat and light up!
WTF????
What this guy gets out of filtering his weed smoke through a kitten I will never know, it could be an ancient secret passed down by the cat loving pharoahs but is most likely the result of the final stages of the degenerative brain function disorder known as South Park Syndrome, where as time progresses the sufferer finds themselves doing things that increasingly appear as if they were scripted by stoner/cartoonist Mattparker Treystone.
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