And they all came 2 by 2.

SONG OF THE YEAR SOUTH AFRICA 2008,

Collabo produced K. Salaam, with a sample from Tracy Chapman Mountains of Greed.

Mos Def &Sizzla/Victory mp3

SPOTLIGHT! Reporting a new phenomenon; post Obama racism. WHO YOU CALLING.......

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Just two days after Senor Presidente Obama went where no other brother has been and no I'm not talking about the moon, there have been widespread reports of racism across the land of hope and dreams. There was a brief ceasefire in discriminatory behaviour negotiated by leading members of the NAACP and a coalition of organisations with eurocentric interests, overseen by Boutros-Boutros Ghali comedically named former UN Dictator-General. Following unprecedented falls in the use of slurs such as porch monkey, cracker and dot head, the deadlock was broken when an elderly white male using public transport was heard to utter a racially demeaning epithet towards a woman of the Hispanic persuasion; "At first I thought he was making a sexual advance towards me like he had some viagras or something, but then I when heard him talking about tacos I knew that he had crossed the line, I immediately called Jesse Jackson and told him to call of the ceasefire" And almost immediately across the country white woman in line for lattes started receiving extremely laid back service, with some having to wait almost 8 minutes for a skinny. So with almost no time on the clock the new administration has been shown to be failing, but who is really to blame? Can we really expect one man to be everywhere putting his hand over peoples mouths? Should they implement a Santa Claus policy where offenders do not receive tax breaks or other financial incentives that go to good citizens should they speak or think racist thoughts? Some think this is the way forward; Wolmera 24 from Brooklyn thinks so "Look at what Santa has done for our kids, all on a threat, lets do the same for these people who think it's ok to proceed with judging people based on preconceived notions of incompatibility". One thing is for certain the nature of the beast post-no-black-boss ever is definitely going to be hard to pin.

In other news that is not really news:

Newly presidented son of Kenyan immigrant signals intent by undoing some of his predecessors best work;

1. Tough new laws for lobbyists- these are the people that make sure the prices Americans pay for medicine remain the highest in the world among other things, in a word...what the hell is he thinking!!

2. Closure of Guantanemo Bay-Already? c'mon 'O' dude give peace a chance, see if you can't drown out some more answers to why G-Dub pushed down the towers while calmy reading "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs".

Something I'm Recommending

From Austrian beat whizz kid Dorian Concept comes Maximised Minimilisation, a 3 track effort that caught my ears while perusing Boomkat. I've heard enough atonal, janky rythms lately, the Dilla bump synthed to the gills for tech heads for consumption through headphones and coffee table listenings, the 'I never heard of quantize' movement which is strong from LA to Detroit all the way to the most dangerous town in Britain namely Glasgow via Lucky Me et al. What it is with this release that got me though is the departure from down tempo on the A side with a banging dance track that can only be described as minimal maximised, a tempting piece of egghead electro.

Dorian Concept/Maximised Minimilisation/Virtual Output/
Dalston dog says: That's what's up!

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The Big Question.

Will the overwhelming joy of the 'O' mans inauguration be enough to help us get over the sadness of the end of the 

G-Dub era?

Can the new American administration ever live up to the glorious legacy of its Texan led predecessor?

Now the blues are in, can anyone really see the new boss filling the cowboy's boots?

In short; has the last 8 years of American presidency been the single-most effective leadership excercise ever ever?

Oh sweet irony!

With a double dose of WTF!! today it has come to my longer than your average adhd sufferer attention, that a prominent patron of everyones favourite 'making posh donkeys happy charity' is the Duchess of Cornwall, for those of you not following whos who in the royal rankings, this person is one horse faced former mistress of a future king formerly Camilla Parky-Bowls -Sometimes.

Part 2 of WTF!! TV, but not really, as unlike most other people on hearing Prince Harry calling brown skinned member of his regiment, note emphasis on his, and i quote for the sake of being unnecessary "a paki", I wont snap up indignantly from my comfy slouching position on someone elses sofa and demand reinstatement of Roman rule for our barbaric, pagan wasteland of a country. 

What I mean is, do we really hold the young prince to higher standards than any other young man of his age in the armed forces, and if so, why? Am I missing something?

Posh Donkey says "probably"

I mean the guy didn't ask to be born a prince, so should he be held under the same amount of accountability as other elected officials such as England Manager or Blue Peter presenters?Maybe it suggests ignorance and insensitivity in the royal bloodline but thats not news, after this and the nazi uniform thing what I'm really waiting for is something really big. 

I would call him an ass but I don't want to upset PD.

Posh Donkey says "thanks"

Happy Donkey Competition

On a recent trip, I had the good fortune of meeting many new friends, but the one I'm here to tell you about today is a shade of special I'd like to share. Allow me to introduce Posh Donkey, no this is not bolshie satire, my friend and I are here to highlight some of the efforts made in developing countries to promote kindness to working animals. 

Posh Donkey says: In the beginning I wasn't sure if this was some kind of sick re-incarnation joke, but the kind people at Brooke showed my master that a happy donkey is a productive one and since then my life has been that much easier.

Thanks PD, this was the first Happy Donkey Competition to be held on the sub-continent or indeed anywhere else, more than 30 children from Gadapuri brought their load-bearing friends to be assessed on their health, happiness and sense of humour.

Salman (8) pictured was the overall winner,

'My donkey is the best, mine is the best all of yours are just losers, nanananna!'

Well Salman you deserve it, after all everybody knows how you treat your animals is a reflection of your character. When asked what he would like to do next for his prize winning beast Salman replied 'throw some d's on that b*%#$'. To see more pics of the Happy Donkey Competition heres a click.

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Mars attacks!!

Everybody is  from space these days, for those with mainstream love/hate affairs it's one way to straddle the divide between  mass appeal and underground authentic subculturism. Claiming extra terrestrial origins separates your innermost esotericism and creative innovation from the gimmicky meme absorbing hordes. This is by no means a new notion, it's traceable from the Incas to the Pharoahs to Lee Scratch Perry to Sun Ra to Outkast and David Bowie with a notable mention for Weezy F. 

That said the biggest dance floor revolution of the past year has to be the reinvention of Day 'n' Nite the single by Arro'G.O.O.D'gant?! Music's newest signing Kid Cudi, the self proclaimed man on the moon, by Eyetalian crunkstrs Crookers. The bassline inspired and Bmore inflected remix struck a note with dancefloors in the Mediterranean this summer with the infection spreading west to a UK major label single realease and stupid Prydzy video. With its European dans appeal and the artists Americanny post-gangsta indie styling the track is delivering a statement of intent to mainstream markets.

Sky High from the Sky High Mxtpe

HEALTH NEWS:The guy who made my computer is dying!

Founder of Apple Steve Jobs is not feeling too well, apparently a pancreatic or hormonal problem or something like that is causing him ill health. I really enjoy my Mac, I love finding out different ways to relive my childhood experiments in creativity in an acceptable adult format. So anyway stock prices for the worlds leading 'not a pc' brand are going down due to the unfortunate news about his health situation. This week apart from shopping in the same place as Simon Cowell Mr Jobs also released a letter aimed at inspiring confidence in stockholders concerned about his wellbeing. 

In other health news this time from the department of the bloody obvious, health experts say that sufferers of bipolar diorders could be compounding their problems by self medicating using popular and some may argue socially acceptable substances such as booze, coke and weed. Doctors say that the helpful and entirely safe and side effect free happy pills prescribed lose effectiveness when combined with a flaky peruvian.

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