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Just two days after Senor Presidente Obama went where no other brother has been and no I'm not talking about the moon, there have been widespread reports of racism across the land of hope and dreams. There was a brief ceasefire in discriminatory behaviour negotiated by leading members of the NAACP and a coalition of organisations with eurocentric interests, overseen by Boutros-Boutros Ghali comedically named former UN Dictator-General. Following unprecedented falls in the use of slurs such as porch monkey, cracker and dot head, the deadlock was broken when an elderly white male using public transport was heard to utter a racially demeaning epithet towards a woman of the Hispanic persuasion; "At first I thought he was making a sexual advance towards me like he had some viagras or something, but then I when heard him talking about tacos I knew that he had crossed the line, I immediately called Jesse Jackson and told him to call of the ceasefire" And almost immediately across the country white woman in line for lattes started receiving extremely laid back service, with some having to wait almost 8 minutes for a skinny. So with almost no time on the clock the new administration has been shown to be failing, but who is really to blame? Can we really expect one man to be everywhere putting his hand over peoples mouths? Should they implement a Santa Claus policy where offenders do not receive tax breaks or other financial incentives that go to good citizens should they speak or think racist thoughts? Some think this is the way forward; Wolmera 24 from Brooklyn thinks so "Look at what Santa has done for our kids, all on a threat, lets do the same for these people who think it's ok to proceed with judging people based on preconceived notions of incompatibility". One thing is for certain the nature of the beast post-no-black-boss ever is definitely going to be hard to pin.
In other news that is not really news:
Newly presidented son of Kenyan immigrant signals intent by undoing some of his predecessors best work;
1. Tough new laws for lobbyists- these are the people that make sure the prices Americans pay for medicine remain the highest in the world among other things, in a word...what the hell is he thinking!!
2. Closure of Guantanemo Bay-Already? c'mon 'O' dude give peace a chance, see if you can't drown out some more answers to why G-Dub pushed down the towers while calmy reading "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs".
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